Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, “Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization.” Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it’s guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience.

*not effective against agoraphobia, arachnophobia, or xenophobia

Cucumber olive oil scent.

Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom dull? Make your sink or tub interesting with these smart little soaps!

Ponder.
Rinse.
Repeat.

Not tested on animals

Net Wt 56g

Made in the USA